February 5th, 2008
As many of us internet users scratch our heads and wonder what’s happening with our political process, Alex Cabrera over at Habla Mierda has some sage advice and quite the entertaining tale.
His moneyquote about moneyshots:
This Succubus of a quote reeled me into its moist vagina of possibility only to vandalize my penis of reason with razor sharp logical fallacies, poor grammar, and religious hubris.
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February 5th, 2008
New to America? Visiting as a tourist? American citizen but geographically stunted? Allow me, fair reader, to shed some light on our fine country’s more dangerous minorities, including identifying information and how to avoid losing all of your bodily possessions should you encounter one. We’ve got plenty, but most are easily identified through their wardrobe choices and behavior.
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February 2nd, 2008
AP — Competition remains heated between celebrity singers Amy Winehouse and Britney Spears as they vie for worldwide recognition as the celebrity female with the least going for her.
Winehouse reportedly looked up to Britney as a teenager, and has taken careful note of how successfully Spears continues to make headlines in spite of her utter lack of talent and long-dead entertainment career. “I just saw her stop performing, and saw how much attention she was getting, so I said to myself, ‘That could be my attention,’” claims Winehouse. Continue »
