Tuesday, February 5th, 2008

Miami Blogger drops whammy on boondoggler.

As many of us internet users scratch our heads and wonder what’s happening with our political process, Alex Cabrera over at Habla Mierda has some sage advice and quite the entertaining tale.

His moneyquote about moneyshots:

This Succubus of a quote reeled me into its moist vagina of possibility only to vandalize my penis of reason with razor sharp logical fallacies, poor grammar, and religious hubris.

We should keep in mind the run-in he has had with this dolt and her firmly buried head is not an isolated incident. Nay, she may well represent the majority of Americans: Unthinking, sanctimonious, and dangerously convinced of her own superiority. Indeed, statistics seem to jive with this theory, according to this article:

Exit polls found 64 percent of Tuesday’s Republican voters still support the conflict — and Romney, whose criticism of Bush’s management of the war has been muted, led McCain among those voters. But among the 34 percent who said they disapproved of the war, McCain had a wide advantage over the GOP field — even over Texas Rep. Ron Paul, the sole advocate of a U.S. withdrawal in the Republican field.

So what can we do as an educated minority? Probably nothing, but nobody says we can’t laugh while while travelling in this increasingly hot handbasket. My favorite quote from the incoherent McCain adherent reminds me of Skwisgaar Skwigelf from Metalocalypse.

 

I wants to rides in on a dragons!
I wants to rides in on a dragons!

 

Maybe she should work on basic grammar before tackling such heady subjects as legislation.

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