About
My name is Robert. I live in Tennessee.
This blog represents an effort on my part to do several things: Entertain myself, flex and polish what skills I may or may not have with the written word, and possibly even find some part time employment as a freelance writer.
I don’t think this needs to be said, but most of my writing here is heavily tongue-in-cheek. If you find something offensive, by all means tell every one of your like-minded friends. Start a movement. Give me attention.
That said, please also tell your friends if you find yourself enjoying what I’ve written. The only way I have to gauge my skills and any progress I make with them is through the insults and praise of strangers.
If you should happen to be someone with the power to hire and have stumbled across my semi coherent linguistic exposition, yes, before you ask, I am looking, and I work for cheap.