February 5th, 2008
As many of us internet users scratch our heads and wonder what’s happening with our political process, Alex Cabrera over at Habla Mierda has some sage advice and quite the entertaining tale.
His moneyquote about moneyshots:
This Succubus of a quote reeled me into its moist vagina of possibility only to vandalize my penis of reason with razor sharp logical fallacies, poor grammar, and religious hubris.
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February 2nd, 2008
AP — Competition remains heated between celebrity singers Amy Winehouse and Britney Spears as they vie for worldwide recognition as the celebrity female with the least going for her.
Winehouse reportedly looked up to Britney as a teenager, and has taken careful note of how successfully Spears continues to make headlines in spite of her utter lack of talent and long-dead entertainment career. “I just saw her stop performing, and saw how much attention she was getting, so I said to myself, ‘That could be my attention,’” claims Winehouse. Continue »
January 29th, 2008
If by some random chance you find yourself reading this, I will have to assume you have some idea of the identity of both Anonymous and Scientology. Because nobody reads this bullshit.
That said, I think this conflict represents something more than the sum of both groups. To understand this, you have to understand the whole of Anonymous’ actions. Continue »
January 23rd, 2008
USA Today is reporting some interesting and surprising news: Somehow, despite our ever-increasing waistlines, we have succeeded in dying less frequently from heart disease and stroke. According to the article, “heart disease death rates dropped 25.8% between 1999 and 2005″ while “stroke deaths dropped 24.4%.”
This is remarkably good news for a nation already in crisis, however Mr. Sternberg tempers these favorable tidings with a point we should all keep in mind: We’re still fat, and fat people go with heart disease and stroke like celebrities and overdoses, so don’t plan on any permanence to this trend. Continue »
January 19th, 2008
Along with Spain’s Olive Oil, (Prevents heart diseases)
China’s Soy, (Prevents cancer)
Greece’s Yogurt, (Enhancing immunity and building stronger bones)
India’s Lentils….(Protein filled and cholesterol-lowering)
Korea’s Kimchi was chosen as one of the top 6 most healthiest foods in the world.
Kimchi keeps you looking young, prevents cancer and increases your immune system.
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